May 2013
41 posts
sweaterpawz:
people think i am so nice and innocent and cute but there is a 99% chance that while they’re thinking that i’m thinking about fucking harry on my kitchen table
magnezone:
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
avalar:
im sorry mom but im just bein miley :/
harryharrygiveusyourgravy:
all i wanna know is: do i have to put a bra on to do this
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
tympanista:
yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
silverhex:
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
youlonelyliveonce:
“live” backwards is “evil” coincidence? i think not.
snapchatting:
my blog is rated R for radical *does an insane skateboard trick*
vampirevvekend:
I WANT A TON OF SWEATERS AND A GRILLED CHEESE AND MAYBE A BOYFRIEND
vevovevo:
how do i stop looking like im in third grade
twitturds:
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
chanandlerb0ng:
what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back
oh yes your imagination
meladoodle:
girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
lexusluthor:
[ll cool j plays softly in the background] hey i think we should break up
sassings:
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
April 2013
96 posts
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
starksfell:
i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely
zackisontumblr:
i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out
sadstagram:
which is messier my life or my hair
quitefinishedcupcake:
Harry is in America but not in me
Anonymous asked: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe