May 2013
41 posts
May 24th
145,664 notes
sweaterpawz: people think i am so nice and innocent and cute but there is a 99% chance that while they’re thinking that i’m thinking about fucking harry on my kitchen table
May 24th
1,771 notes
May 23rd
48,312 notes
magnezone: draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 
May 23rd
26,041 notes
avalar: im sorry mom but im just bein miley :/
May 23rd
15,364 notes
harryharrygiveusyourgravy: all i wanna know is: do i have to put a bra on to do this
May 22nd
6 notes
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
May 22nd
150,572 notes
tibets: Sext: what do you want from taco bell
May 22nd
16,086 notes
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
May 21st
31,857 notes
May 21st
58,527 notes
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
May 19th
35,607 notes
May 17th
106,142 notes
May 16th
23,726 notes
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
May 16th
69,363 notes
tympanista: yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
May 16th
27,586 notes
May 16th
27,028 notes
May 16th
123,687 notes
May 16th
46,183 notes
May 14th
1,456 notes
fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
May 13th
45,808 notes
May 13th
142,022 notes
May 12th
858 notes
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
May 10th
124,437 notes
silverhex: i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
May 5th
108,334 notes
youlonelyliveonce: “live” backwards is “evil” coincidence? i think not.
May 5th
6 notes
snapchatting: my blog is rated R for radical *does an insane skateboard trick*
May 5th
36,799 notes
May 5th
211,498 notes
vampirevvekend: I WANT A TON OF SWEATERS AND A GRILLED CHEESE AND MAYBE A BOYFRIEND 
May 5th
56,271 notes
vevovevo: how do i stop looking like im in third grade
May 5th
14,220 notes
twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
May 5th
103,662 notes
chanandlerb0ng: what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back oh yes your imagination 
May 3rd
39,886 notes
May 3rd
36 notes
meladoodle: girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
May 2nd
60,715 notes
lexusluthor: [ll cool j plays softly in the background] hey i think we should break up 
May 2nd
3 notes
May 2nd
179 notes
May 1st
11,308 notes
May 1st
9,946 notes
May 1st
1,390 notes
May 1st
60,035 notes
May 1st
6,893 notes
sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
May 1st
77,323 notes
May 1st
1,438 notes
April 2013
96 posts
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
Apr 29th
30,122 notes
starksfell: i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely
Apr 29th
161,961 notes
zackisontumblr: i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out
Apr 29th
33,261 notes
Apr 28th
1,110 notes
sadstagram: which is messier my life or my hair
Apr 27th
76,640 notes
quitefinishedcupcake: Harry is in America but not in me 
Apr 27th
1 note
Anonymous asked: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN
Apr 27th
1 note
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
Apr 27th
85,720 notes